Winds of Winter Thoughts(spoilers)

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First let me say that this finale set a new bar for the show.  It was packed with great scenes and hit all the right plot points to move this story, and what a story.  Great job by the cast and crew.  Now,  some thoughts from the episode..

  1. The Lady Mormont is a f*cking badass. She brooks no shit and embarrassed the other northern Lords.  And she is like 10. If she was 20 she would be eating Cerise’s liver while demanding Dany make sure everyone’s wine glass is full. 
    lady-mormont
    MVP

  2. Arya! She made it back to Westeros to start on her list and couldn’t have picked a better beginning.  Buh Bye Walder Frey,  you decrepit traitorous f*ckwit. 
    Arya finally
    Yassss!

  3. Ah Tommen… The gloriously inept sh*thead finally makes a command decision.*Note- pretty much acceptable all things considered. 
    tommen
    useless dipsh*t

  4. I’m torn.. We have lost the lovely and charming and *good* Margaery Tyrell. sniff. 
    Margaery
    I’ll miss you Nat..

    But we also now get to see The Lady Olenna – Off. The. Chain. 

    Olenna Black2
    Cerise’s not the only one in battle mode

  5. Oh yeah.. R+L=J is true.  Fire and Ice as foretold. 
    JonTargaryan
    Hi. I’m King of the North..plus some more. Where’s my dragon?

  6. Cersei went battle mode and dressed the part.  Sharp.  She also killed a sept full of people.. Ruthless..aaaaannd maybe a little crazy. 
    Bad Cersei
    Battle Mode Cersei

  7. Those murderous little street urchins! WTF..Although they did help finally rid the world of this douche:
    LancelDouche
    What a punchable face. 

  8. Seems to be a 4 party war now..  Team Dany – Iron Born + The Dothraki +Dorne + The Tyrells + Tyrion + DRAGONS vs Team Cersei – Uh,  house Lannister? + Jaime? + Whatever is left of the Freys. Hmm.. and up North Team Snow – The North + Wildings + The at present useless 3 eyed crow vs The Night King and the endless White Walker hordes + Winter.  Seems like one of those teams is pretty stacked.

  9.  No Lady Stoneheart.  Boo… I’m still holding out hope..stupidly.

  10. Bye Melisandre..I wonder where she ends up.. 
    Bye Felicia mel
    Bye Felicia

  11. Winter *finally* came.. There is a Sting joke in there somewhere I think..

 

So.. in conclusion Season 7 should be really spectacular. And we’re probably gonna see a bit of this guy:

Night King
This guy

And:

Drogon
And this guy

 

I can’t wait..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking Dead Finale… sigh..(spoilers also)

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WTF

Well..I’m torn.  I watched the season 6 finale and I thought it was really good and fine way to finish off what I thought was the best season in a while.  Until the last 10 seconds.  I’ll explain later.

The episode did an excellent job of  building the tension.  The interactions with the Saviors at each route they tried was a nice mechanism to turn the crank as they vainly tried to get Maggie to the doctor at Hilltop.  And the dialog really set up season 7 based on what I believe happened at the end.  A couple lines involving Rick really highlighted the almost arrogance that he has seemed to develop.  The first was when that dummy Spencer asked if they should try and negotiate if the Saviors show up and Rick gave that smarmy smirk and said to tell them to wait for him. The second really telling moment was when Maggie told Rick that she believed in him.  This was a critical line. (I’ll get back to this)

There was also a really nice moment with Abraham and Eugene when he sacrificed himself to let the others get to Hilltop on foot.  It really felt like a good bye and it was bittersweet.

Now to the really issue I had with the episode.  First, I thought JDM was fantastic.  He really pulled it off. And he certainly has the charisma (and I’m told the looks) to pull of the Negan character.  A great introduction…  And then the last 10 seconds happened.  What the F was that?  Awful is what it was. I truly think the writers took it a step too far. I think they would have been much better served and had a much more positive response if they actually showed who was killed and ended on say…Maggie’s horror stricken face?

Glenn
Dead Man Walking

It had to be Glenn who met Lucille at the end.  I think that’s the case because they gave us a couple clues.  Namely the faith shown by Maggie in Rick and the group earlier in the episode and the promises Rick made to her. It kind of highlighted just how tight they are as a group to show how impactful Glenn’s hopefully smashed face is to them.  With Glenn being the chosen one, it will break Maggie from the group and that leads to other events down the road.

I’m still looking forward to the next season but that last ten seconds really dampened my enthusiasm.  Even after hearing the rationalizations that Kirkman and Gimple both gave on The Talking Dead (an amazing show btw), I still feel like it was the wrong choice.  A lot of real fans of the comic and the show were disappointed.

 

The worst part of the whole thing? This waste is still alive!!

NoTalentCarl
The Worst Actor Alive

 

Walking Dead Finale Predictions

So Sunday will finally deliver us the 90 minute finale everyone wants to see.  There are a a bazillion predictions as to what will happen..  So here is another:

  1. Negan arrives. And it will be awesome.
  2. Someone we love will die.  (I’m guessing it will be Glen, or Daryl) – Either will make lots of people unhappy..
  3. Maggie loses/lost the baby.
  4. Lots of other people will die.
  5. Rick might lose something.
  6. Things are gonna be bad for our beloved group
  7. And of course,  that damned cockroach,  no-talent, awful Carl will survive.

 

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The Walking Done…er, Dead.. Well someone is dead (*Spoilers*)

So the season finale of The Walking Dead has arrived and I was really looking forward to it after the build up of the previous installments.  We’ve seen the season leading up to the “final” confrontation between Rick et. al. and the Governor and his Woodbury crew.  Here’s how it went down..

The Stupidity Resolution..

In the previous episode we saw Andrea locked up in a dentists chair in one of the governor’s torture chambers.  We find her still there of course but we also find the Gov beating up Milton the friendly nerd for setting the corralled zombies on fire before they could be let loose on the prison.  Andrea had developed into my second most disliked character after Carl for her inexplicable idiocy.  They attempt to make her a sympathetic figure in this episode with her bleating about “not wanting anyone to die” in explanation of her actions, or lack of action, this season.  She is handcuffed to the chair and the Gov decides that Milton will need to kill her if he wishes for absolution for his aforementioned zombie burning.  The Gov hands Milty a Bowie knife and as expected,  he attempts to stab the Governor with it instead of Andrea.  The Governor pulls another Merle like “execution” and stabs Milton in the mid section so he will turn and end up killing Andrea anyway.  This sets up the Andrea drama for the episode.  Milton had conveniently dropped a pair of pliers behind the chair before the whole stabby thing so its a race between Andrea and pliers vs Milton bleeding out and turning.  We’ll return to these two kids later..

Wargames..

The big showdown was also expected to take place between Rick and the Gov. They show Rick and Co. clearing out their quarters at the prison,  meanwhile  the Governor gathers his troops from Woodbury, including just about every able bodied man available for the assault.    Tyrese and Sasha offer to stay and watch the women and children and the Governor agrees.  The rest of the crew mount up and convoy down to the prison and as they enter the courtyard they light shit up.  I meant 50 cal rounds clearing zombies like a broom and Martinez blowing up the prison towers with a grenade launcher lighting shit up.  They then make way into the prison and find Rick and co. gone…  The Woodbury crew begin to search the prison and then we find out the clearing out was a ruse.  The “Good” guys ambush the Governor and his group with flash bangs and lots of shooting, which has them hightailing it out of there.  The Woodbury convoy jets out of there in a panic.  The Governor is now officially of his rocker,  he is pissed that everyone ran.  The convoy stops on the road and the Governor demands they return to finish them off..  The people resist.  They aren’t soldiers and they just got ambushed.  Well, needless to say,  the Governor goes apeshit. He slaughters everyone but Martinez and the Shupert guy

.  Brutal.  Also- there is one survivor who managed to fall under another body and survived the Governor’s clean up to  his shooting spree. Her name is Karen.  More on her later. The Governor gets in his truck afterwards and for some reason Martinez and the Shupert guy join him. What?

Revenge?

After the initial Woodbury assault had been repelled, the group decides,  correctly,  that they should go back and finish the job, IE kill the Governor.  In a Spartan like move,  Rick Daryl and Michonne set off to take on the small army at Woodbury.  They find the massacre and along with the bodies, they find Karen.  They get the story on the massacre and also hear that Andrea attempted to reach the prison, but never got there.  They arrive at Woodbury to get Andrea and the Governor.  They find only Tyrese and Sasha there guarding the town,  they see/hear Karen and she confirms the doubts Tyrese and Sasha were having already about the governor.  They let Rick, Daryl and Michonne into town.  They search for Andrea..  Flash to previous segment – Andrea struggles to get the pliers to her hands while Milton fights his demise and subsequent turning.  She wastes a bunch of time of course, because she sucks. and just barely manages to get her hands free as Milton turns!!… Back to Rick et. al. looking for Andrea..  They find her cell and open the door expecting the worse..

What they find is Milton dead, again on the floor in front of the chair and Andrea leaning up against a wall by the door.  Michonne realizes she is fevered.  Andrea shows them her bite.  She is a dead woman.  Michonne cries,  and Rick feeds into the sympathy ploy for Andrea.  She wants to take her own life and asks to do it before she turns.  Rick gives her his pistol and Daryl, Rick and Tyrese wait outside while Andrea offs herself.  I sort of liked Andrea in the beginning of the show but damn did she grind on my sensibilities over time.  She had to go.  And there she goes.

My second most disliked character
My second most disliked character

 

And Done…

So to wrap up the episode there was a group of Woodbury folks that came back to the prison in the end with Rick.  That’s whatever.  I didn’t mention the other arc in this episode.  It involves Carl,  by far my least favorite character on the show.  He is unlikeable, not a good actor and a shitty character.  Every second of him on screen is like a jarring splash of cold reality in the middle of the show’s usually warm embrace.  Anyway, Carl is with the girls and Herschel and is of course pissed about it.  Well a kid running from the ambush stumbles upon them but Carl and Herschel have the drop on him.  He offers to hand over his weapon, and I think the subtle threat of fakery was overdone by the Woodbury kid but in any case Carl shoots him in the face. Herschel tells Rick about it and Rick confronts Carl about it.  Carl has some diatribe about Rick not killing people have ended up costing lives.  While not totally untrue,  still awful coming from that little shit with his wooden delivery and all.   So at the end when the Woodbury folks are getting off the bus at their new home,  the prison,  you see Carl is all pissed about it.  Fuck him.  I really hope they can keep him out of the spotlight next season. Or at least pay for some acting lessons.

Overall I’d give the episode a 7.5.  A bit more Carl than I’d like,  but Andrea did bite the dust. And while there wasn’t the Governor vs Rick climax,  we did see the Governor’s brutality and the promise of more conflict down the road and  we also got to see Rick clearing his head and hopefully drift back into where he needs to be.  The finale wasn’t on the same level as some of the previous but still pretty good.

 

* Also Bear McCreary is the fucking man.  His soundtrack was and is awesome.