While up all night doing some index maintenance for work (database stuff) I had the utter misfortune of watching the latest revision of The Fantastic 4. I heard the reviews were pretty bad and so bad, in fact, that they cancelled the planned second installment…
Well..Holy crap. What a lifeless, unfunny, unentertaining, pretty much unwatchable pile of shiite. I mean..bad. Like not even “so bad its good” bad but just pathetic and cringeworthy bad. Thankfully I had other stuff to do while it was playing or I’d be really annoyed at myself for completely wasting those precious minutes of my life.
Do yourself a favor.. Don’t watch it. Not one second of it. You’ll thank me.
TL;DR – Zero stars out of 5
