Fantastic 4..Fantastic. I do not think that means what you think it means..

While up all night doing some index maintenance for work (database stuff) I had the utter misfortune of watching the latest revision of The Fantastic 4.  I heard the reviews were pretty bad and so bad, in fact, that they cancelled the planned second installment…

Well..Holy crap.  What a lifeless,  unfunny,  unentertaining, pretty much unwatchable pile of shiite.  I mean..bad. Like not even “so bad its good” bad but just pathetic and cringeworthy bad.  Thankfully I had other stuff to do while it was playing or I’d be really annoyed at myself for completely wasting those precious minutes of my life.

Do yourself a favor.. Don’t watch it.  Not one second of it. You’ll thank me.

TL;DR – Zero stars out of 5


Oh Hello..It has been too long..

Hi Everyone..

It’s been like years since I’ve updated this thing.. I’m going to try and start something regularly.  Even if it’s just a small thing. I just need to do it..

Anyway..I’m just finishing the First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie and wtf man, what took me so long to find this series?  It’s really been fantastic.  Logen Ninefingers,  Bayaz, Black Dow, Superior Glokta, et. al are all endearing in their own way.  I can’t wait to get the other books in the same world..

Also! Just got my preorder of Staked by Kevin Hearne.  I love the Iron Druid Chronicles and Luke Daniels does a sensational job for Audible.

That’s all for now! Talk to you soon.